Ten Reasons for School IDs

10. They give you more learning capability.
They help you learn to read, and when you can read them, you can read anything.

9. They give you self esteem.
When you are having a low self esteem day, you can look down and see you still exist.

8. They help you to remember your name.
Just in case you forget what you have been called since birth.

7. They bring equality to the school.
When you wear them, students and teachers are equal. They are our school uniform.

6. They are the perfect accessory.
Its colorful photograph makes it match any outfit.

5. They are recyclable.
Use them through out your high school years, no one really checks the year on them anyway.

4. They make a great cheat sheet.
The blank white of the back works perfect for writing answers on; just don’t get caught. :-) And if someone happens to notice you, just tell them you forgot your name. (see reason 8)

3. They help protect from any illness, including Staph Infection and STDs.
The plastic contains a natural remedy to keep you perfectly healthy so you will never miss a day of school.

2. It helps people to know that you belong here.
You know, like when your teacher asks you in April if you belong here because they haven’t seen you every day since September.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR HAVING SCHOOL IDS


1. They protect you from bullets, bombs, and child molesters.
The plastic of the ID will create a force field, which, in the event you are threatened by any or all of these occurrences, will create a barrier ten feet away from you to keep you safe.